One Hour and Fifteen Minutes

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

To vote in Brooklyn. Long line at 6:00 a.m. There are only two machines per district. Called Board of Elections and they said that’s normal (got through to them quickly and they were cheerful and responsive).

No matter how long it takes, don’t let them wait you out. Vote!


My Closing Argument for Obama

Monday, November 3, 2008

I could write at length extolling the virtues of Barack Obama. But I will assume any reader of this blog already knows the difference between the two candidates. I will keep this brief.

Obama represents a generational shift towards competence, intellect, character, and judgment. An Obama win will instantly renew a sense of optimism about America at home and abroad, and will give us our best chance to climb out of the dark pit the GOP has dug for us. He is pragmatic, responsible, and honest. He is unquestionably the best candidate for the presidency.

But putting that aside, my final argument comes down to two words:

Sarah Palin.

If you are still undecided, and you love your children and your country, you cannot risk putting this proudly ignorant, deeply unprepared, ethically challenged, inarticulate half-wit near a position of power. I don’t like to use fear as a tactic, but we must all legitimately be afraid of a Sarah Palin vice presidency. In America, or anywhere else, her ascent to higher office should never come to pass.

It boils down to this: we are at a defining moment. We must ask ourselves, what kind of country are we going to be?

There is only one answer for those who believe in the best of America.

Barack Obama for President.

The Closing Argument

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Palin Prank

Sunday, November 2, 2008

This is excruciating. I stopped listening at the 1:07 mark.

Obama’s Illegal Aunt

Saturday, November 1, 2008

A clear dirty trick.

But, as is typical, ham-handed. One, this will have zero impact on undecideds. Any border rat types have already committed to either the GOP or Bob Barr.

Two, it will probably help with the Hispanic vote, as Obama will be seen as sympathetic to the plight other illegals. Perhaps this puts Obama over the top in Arizona?

I’ll bet Obama knew this was coming. But I hope the leak gets investigated.

Exclusive: Why Does Obama Hate God?

Friday, October 31, 2008

My sources in the McCain campaign have forwarded me the transcript of a commercial they plan to air on Monday night before the election in a last-minute ad blitz they hope will turn the tide. It begins:

Ominous, vaguely Islamic-sounding music. Photo of smiling Barack Obama giving the middle finger to an elderly white lady.

Voice of Concern: Have you heard about the secret plans for us hatched between Barack Obama and his shady, Chicago, Islamo-Socialist Muslim 9/11 Terrorist friends?

Pic of a brave-looking Rudy Giuliani against a backdrop of 9/11. Written quote: “Islamo-Socialism? That’s worse than Islamo-Fascism.”

Voice of Concern: Have you heard the stories about Barack Obama having sex with Israeli children and then eating them?

Photo of shirtless Obama with blood dripping from his mouth over the prone body of a little Hasid boy. Behind him, obscured, but clearly naked, Michelle Obama looking angry and demanding.

Voice of Concern: Have you heard that Barack Obama bears the number of the beast?

Photo of a shirtless Obama performing fiery blood/sex rituals before a writhing crowd of naked half-man, half-animal creatures. Quote super imposed: “Here is wisdom. Let he who has understanding calculate the number of the Beast; for his number is that of a man; and his number is 666”. Rev:13:18.

Voice of Confidence: In this time of crisis, we need a leader who loves the real America, not the godless, Islamic terrorist, media elite, anti-Christian, anti-gun and oil, Satan worshiping, homosexual, child molesters who would destroy our constitution and free market system and the whole world as we know and love it.

Oh, and did you notice? (whisper) He’s black. (black echoes, growing louder)

So the question you have to ask yourself is, why does Barack Obama hate God?

Voice of McCain: I’m John McCain and I approved this message because on Tuesday, November 4, you must choose between good and evil. And I am good.

Lacks subtlety, huh?

CBS/NY Times: Obama +11

Thursday, October 30, 2008

From the New York Times:

A growing number of voters have concluded that Senator John McCain’s running mate, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, is not qualified to be vice president, weighing down the Republican ticket in the last days of the campaign, according to the latest New York Times/CBS News poll.

All told, 59 percent of voters surveyed said that Ms. Palin was not prepared for the job, up 9 percentage points since the beginning of the month. Nearly a third of voters polled said that the vice-presidential selection would be a major factor influencing their vote for president, and those voters broadly favored Senator Barack Obama.

Palin 2012!